your poetry is a shitstorm
of literal shit.

no seriously, 
when i read your poetry
i feel like i’m going to vomit
and there’s this taste of diarrhea
on my tongue. my brain begins
to hurt and i am tempted to
gouge my eyes out with a rusty
spoon. your poetry is not clever
or cute or funny or brilliant.
your poetry is more like a vacuum
that sucks up all the bad analogies
and half-hearted metaphors and 
blends them together into these 
lines of crap. shit man, this isn’t even a poem and it’s better than what you spew out.

your poetry sucks bro.